Crime Clusterflock/Political Pantomime: 21 months!





In a move that has startled no one, Trinidad and Tobago has opted to ignore abstinence during Lent and the country going full steam ahead with Commess and Confusion for the next 40 days.

A 10 yr old murder has finally been brought to court,  and nobody resembling Sandy or living in a east-west corridor hotspot charged with it. I am confused. how to come to terms with this avunculicide? I feel like Hamlet should enter stage left!

Guns and ammo found on the port. But still no sting operation to catch the container owners….where we going with this?

Guns, drugs and ammo found in Bagatelle…interestingly enough it is alleged that army and police personnel does live on that street…hmmmm.


The police are saying that no one trying to cover up that Minister Vasant Bharath allegedly drove over a woman’s foot on Carnival Monday while he was allegedly intoxicated and allegedly drove off without checking to see if she ok. Well I feel I could write a Crime watch script after that sentence!

Police are saying that reports about them not turning up for Carnival duty are false….they were just late due to traffic jams and other things…..keep a straight face here, folks.

More pressure to buss pipe in we industrial sector. TCL workers looking to strike too! And Miss 5% all of a sudden more happy than Roget that OWTU workers get 9%….why you didn’t just offer them that in the first place if you so pro-labour?

Jearlean John say  the Colour Me Orange Revulsion is what causing the drop in crime…so I guess this is the Govt Crime Plan…..I wonder what would happen if they get different coloured jerseys to wear????

Things heating up in ClicoGate, we coming down to the wire now. In about 100 days the CoE will be over and we not sure de Govt will seize Clico assets and make them pay back the country the billions of dollars they get. But in the meantime abusive attorneys attacking witnesses will get boof! And Clico former corporate secretary say the the company never failed. Mr Leid, I sorry to disappoint you eh, but I feel that is the argument Duprey and them need to go with to get off scot free. Nobody getting jailed for mismanaging a parlour….but if we find out it had mischief is a different story!

And in Non-Integrity Commission news….Silk Man Reginald Armour  apparently didn’t realise that there’d a be a conflict of interest with him investigating Gladys de Badiss Gafoor and remaining as legal counsel to President Fete to de I-Max Richards. So now he has to step down…I wonder if he sought legal advice on it?

Stay tuned for next week’s launch of the Keith of Rowley’s hit Lenten single “No Confidence in the PP!

I tell you the after-Carnival Pappy Show heating up!
De Vice really Cyah Done!


Crime Clusterflock/Political Pantomime 20mts, 30dys:

Minister of Agriculture: Is he experiencing more car trouble?

Well I swear like Bharath cyah catch a break….since Carnival Monday the gossip is he bounce down a woman and allegedly drive off until police chase him down and question him…hit and run, son?  Of course others are suggesting that the Pantomime should ask Anil. This one aint smelling nice! Because if this is a government dedicated to serving the citizenry then no government minister should set the example of hitting a citizen of the country and then driving off. It means that the minister is irresponsible and to him/her a citizen of this country is no more than a stray animal or roadkill! And let’s not even broach the issue of drinking and driving…

Well the Newsday come through with the story from the hit and run victim self….she is naming Bharath!

Was the Minister of Sports having more than Blue Waters on Carnival Monday???? Photo courtesy Trinidad Guardian website.

As the dust finally settles in town we hearing that it less police in town that we were led to believe. So all this talk about high police presence and then 2 days later we hearing many officers stayed away and several stabbings takes place…..GLIBBS????? What you have to say? No comment? Check Sgt Myster? And the irony is Gibbs well heaping praises over a situation that have citizens sceptical.

The time period for the shareholders agreement with Clico almost up. Will Duprey and his gang head off into the sunset at our expense or is this Govt serious about imposing the sanctions that they are meant to impose?

A slew of BBM rumours killed the Maracas cool down lime. And is whole weekend people sending out BBM Broadcasts whose sole topic was to say black people on the loose committing crimes in town….Institutionalised racism much? Now who would want to destabilise Carnival and make blacks look bad? I can’t quite come up with a name yet!

HD, the numerologist ready to take his Carnival victories to the next level. Warns us that 2013 is going to be his year and announces that he is ready to be a Cultural Ambassador… maybe want to wait until your case in court get resolved HD..unless you know something we and the legal system don’t know.

Was fete to de I-Max with our President, but rumour has it Kamla Rani avoided revelling with the Trinis on advice from her handlers…..